ladyyinburgundy:

future daughter: what are the bedtime stories you used to read when you were younger, mom?

me: *flashbacks of reading smut before going to sleep at 3 am in the morning*

me: sleeping beauty

drunklenaluthor:

@ miss kara zor-el

sadhearts:

no offense but when is it my turn to get better

cemmerz:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

nah whenever this appears on my dash i laugh for years

thelovelylights:

Vogue named this one of the most iconic looks at tonight’s gala

And left out

Someone come and cancel this magazine I don’t need such blatant wrongness in my life